ladies:what are some nicknames you have for your monthly?

sorry, such a yucky question.
Oh and have you ever thought you were done then you go to the bathroom and the b!tch came back?
yeah the b!tch is what i call mine...
Best answer:
Painters and decorators are in.

Wrong time of the month.

But i wuite like the *****, sums it up well.
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